** Two Hundred and Eighteen **
20 THINGS I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK
1. Anonymously RANDOM friend requests.
1 friend request. 0 mutual friends. ignore.
I DONT KNOW YOU MAN!!! why would you be my friend?!?!? nuff said.
2. Notifications
"this person has tagged you in a picture" and it turns out to be one of those Tag-My-Pals bullshit.
"this person commented on your status" and you go there just to find that it has been deleted.
"that person posted something on your wall" and its one of those GODDAMNEDFUCKING APPLICATIONS. i dont need to know who my harry potter match is, or how beautiful or handsome i am, or which season suits me best, or which one of the deadliest sins am i. I DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT IT. and its more irritating when ITS IN FUCKING MANDRIN.
and sometimes i get people continuously commenting on something on FB. and i'm like "FUCK man...i just cleared my inbox. now it shows 99+ again."
3. Profile Picture comments
seriously. some girl will post a new profile picture and she'll put a caption underneath "so retarded la..." or "so ugly hor..." and then you see a whole bunch of comments below it saying she's cute etc etc etc.
ATTENTION WHORE MUCH.
first of all. if it was ugly why would u post it up on fb in the first place.
4. Link Sharing
its like, one person shares this one link. and everyone else decided to share it too!!! and now i have 10 over friends sharing the same fucking link.
5. Poking
seriously. WTF do u plan to do virtually poking me?? how is it fun?!?!?
6. Farm Ville, Mafia Wars etc Invites/Requests
SERIOUSLY. SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE AND I'LL BURN YOUR CROPS AND STEAL ALL YOUR WEAPONS.
7. Group Invites
i wonder how many time do i have to flush before you go away?!! its like, when i ignore them, you just keep sending them. WTF MAN.
8. Relationship updates
one day this one will be "in a relationship" and tomorrow when i check, she'll be "its complicated" then the day after she'll change it to "in a open relationship". and then you see this person is married to this person. =____= i dont see how you people find this fun.
9. Status updates
WHERE'S THE "NOBODY CARES" button?!?!!? some people post the dumbest thing on their status. some constantly has their status on "shit tomorrow test...i have this this this much chapters...and i havent started...im gonna fail..."
and there is always that occasional "I HATE YOU" status updates where the person just blurts every bad word known n their tiny microscoping vocabulary on the their status. and most of them are nincompoops. cuz i end up LOL-ing at their sentence structure than paying any attention to what they're pissed at.
10. Facebook Chats
EVERYTIME SOME IDIOT DECIDES TO USE FB CHAT JUST TO MERELY SAY HI AND IGNORE ME AFTER THAT, MY ENTIRE IE LAGS. IT LITERALLY HANGS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE MSN?!?! I'M ALWAYS ON MSN!!!!
FUCKING FB CHAT.
11. Nonsenses
you know those "OMG THIS GIRL GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR DRESSING LIKE THIS". where you have to share and like before you can see the goddamned thing. and then after you do that they ask you to fill up a survey. =___=
first of all, WHY DID YOU TRIGGER MY CURIOUSITY!!! second of all, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH ALL THAT BULLSHIT JUST TO SEE THIS?!?!?!
D<
12. Friend Finder
NOT FACEBOOK I WILL NOT USE FRIEND FINDER!!! I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS LOST IN GOD KNOWS WHERE. THEY'RE ALL ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. SOME ARE AT HOME. SOME ARE IN THE TOILET. SOME ARE SLEEPING. WATCHING TV. ON THE NET. AND IF THEY DO USE IT (cuz im not sure if you're telling the truth) DOESNT MEAN I HAVE TO!!
13. Stalkers
one of those people that immediately comments on your newly posted photos. comments on your new status update. likes your recently posted link. which you just click 5seconds ago. and they never fail to keep within that time limit of 5seconds after you post.
14. Status tagging
how come you can only tag 5/6 people (i cant remember the limit) on your status?! WHY IS THERE EVEN THIS LIMIT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
15. Coins??
"someone answered a question on you. click here to find out what they answered." so yeah. you click and you get this fucking notification saying "you need 500coins to unlock this answer"
WHAT THE FARK.
16. LIKES pages
i know there are plenty of pages that provide bunch of quotes for everyone to like. but everyone seems to be liking a whole lot of stuff. its like, everyday on my news feed it'll be "XYZ likes (insert quotation)" EVERYWHERE!!! ITS LIKE FLOODING MY NEWS FEED!!!
17. Speed Tests?!?!
how fast can you click? how fast can you type? =___= how is this neccessary?!?!
18. SElf Censorship
seriously. if you wanna swear on facebook. JUST FUCKING SWEAR YOU DOUCHE BAG!!! putting "**** this person. he make me to **** pissed. **** that *****!" its like you're afraid to swear but you want to. LOOK! IF, it is improper to you to swear on fb. DONT!!! censoring it on your own doesn't help!! its like half heartedly swearing. IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK. SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD.
19. Facebook Family??
i mean. Your dad's on FB. Your mum's on FB. Your first uncle's on FB. Your cousins are on FB. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE CONNECTED. cuz after that everything you post on fb is seen by them.
20. You're 10 and you have facebook?!?!
YOU'RE TEN!!! TEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. why do you need facebook?! to connect to your kindergarten friends?? to discuss which crayon brand is nicer?? decide which glue taste better??LOL
1. Anonymously RANDOM friend requests.
1 friend request. 0 mutual friends. ignore.
I DONT KNOW YOU MAN!!! why would you be my friend?!?!? nuff said.
2. Notifications
"this person has tagged you in a picture" and it turns out to be one of those Tag-My-Pals bullshit.
"this person commented on your status" and you go there just to find that it has been deleted.
"that person posted something on your wall" and its one of those GODDAMNEDFUCKING APPLICATIONS. i dont need to know who my harry potter match is, or how beautiful or handsome i am, or which season suits me best, or which one of the deadliest sins am i. I DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT IT. and its more irritating when ITS IN FUCKING MANDRIN.
and sometimes i get people continuously commenting on something on FB. and i'm like "FUCK man...i just cleared my inbox. now it shows 99+ again."
3. Profile Picture comments
seriously. some girl will post a new profile picture and she'll put a caption underneath "so retarded la..." or "so ugly hor..." and then you see a whole bunch of comments below it saying she's cute etc etc etc.
ATTENTION WHORE MUCH.
first of all. if it was ugly why would u post it up on fb in the first place.
4. Link Sharing
its like, one person shares this one link. and everyone else decided to share it too!!! and now i have 10 over friends sharing the same fucking link.
5. Poking
seriously. WTF do u plan to do virtually poking me?? how is it fun?!?!?
6. Farm Ville, Mafia Wars etc Invites/Requests
SERIOUSLY. SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE AND I'LL BURN YOUR CROPS AND STEAL ALL YOUR WEAPONS.
7. Group Invites
i wonder how many time do i have to flush before you go away?!! its like, when i ignore them, you just keep sending them. WTF MAN.
8. Relationship updates
one day this one will be "in a relationship" and tomorrow when i check, she'll be "its complicated" then the day after she'll change it to "in a open relationship". and then you see this person is married to this person. =____= i dont see how you people find this fun.
9. Status updates
WHERE'S THE "NOBODY CARES" button?!?!!? some people post the dumbest thing on their status. some constantly has their status on "shit tomorrow test...i have this this this much chapters...and i havent started...im gonna fail..."
and there is always that occasional "I HATE YOU" status updates where the person just blurts every bad word known n their tiny microscoping vocabulary on the their status. and most of them are nincompoops. cuz i end up LOL-ing at their sentence structure than paying any attention to what they're pissed at.
10. Facebook Chats
EVERYTIME SOME IDIOT DECIDES TO USE FB CHAT JUST TO MERELY SAY HI AND IGNORE ME AFTER THAT, MY ENTIRE IE LAGS. IT LITERALLY HANGS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE MSN?!?! I'M ALWAYS ON MSN!!!!
FUCKING FB CHAT.
11. Nonsenses
you know those "OMG THIS GIRL GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR DRESSING LIKE THIS". where you have to share and like before you can see the goddamned thing. and then after you do that they ask you to fill up a survey. =___=
first of all, WHY DID YOU TRIGGER MY CURIOUSITY!!! second of all, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH ALL THAT BULLSHIT JUST TO SEE THIS?!?!?!
D<
12. Friend Finder
NOT FACEBOOK I WILL NOT USE FRIEND FINDER!!! I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS LOST IN GOD KNOWS WHERE. THEY'RE ALL ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. SOME ARE AT HOME. SOME ARE IN THE TOILET. SOME ARE SLEEPING. WATCHING TV. ON THE NET. AND IF THEY DO USE IT (cuz im not sure if you're telling the truth) DOESNT MEAN I HAVE TO!!
13. Stalkers
one of those people that immediately comments on your newly posted photos. comments on your new status update. likes your recently posted link. which you just click 5seconds ago. and they never fail to keep within that time limit of 5seconds after you post.
14. Status tagging
how come you can only tag 5/6 people (i cant remember the limit) on your status?! WHY IS THERE EVEN THIS LIMIT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!
15. Coins??
"someone answered a question on you. click here to find out what they answered." so yeah. you click and you get this fucking notification saying "you need 500coins to unlock this answer"
WHAT THE FARK.
16. LIKES pages
i know there are plenty of pages that provide bunch of quotes for everyone to like. but everyone seems to be liking a whole lot of stuff. its like, everyday on my news feed it'll be "XYZ likes (insert quotation)" EVERYWHERE!!! ITS LIKE FLOODING MY NEWS FEED!!!
17. Speed Tests?!?!
how fast can you click? how fast can you type? =___= how is this neccessary?!?!
18. SElf Censorship
seriously. if you wanna swear on facebook. JUST FUCKING SWEAR YOU DOUCHE BAG!!! putting "**** this person. he make me to **** pissed. **** that *****!" its like you're afraid to swear but you want to. LOOK! IF, it is improper to you to swear on fb. DONT!!! censoring it on your own doesn't help!! its like half heartedly swearing. IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK. SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD.
19. Facebook Family??
i mean. Your dad's on FB. Your mum's on FB. Your first uncle's on FB. Your cousins are on FB. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE CONNECTED. cuz after that everything you post on fb is seen by them.
20. You're 10 and you have facebook?!?!
YOU'RE TEN!!! TEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. why do you need facebook?! to connect to your kindergarten friends?? to discuss which crayon brand is nicer?? decide which glue taste better??LOL
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