07 July 2009

** Hundred and Fourty **

okay. i've got two pages of lameness filled again. xD

i needed paper. so i turn to theeviyah and said, "Give me paper." and theeviyah went,"Liquid paper?!" so i repeated myself, "Give me paper." and theeviyah is some deft pig went and said,"Clipping paper?!?"

Lavania was immitating russell peters, "I would like to buy your couch." and theeviyah said, "cowshit?!?!"

ok. we were talking bout possible form4 head prefects. not like there were any. then i said, "What. They're gonna pick her. She's like one GIGANT."

Syarifah created an brand new iPod. iPod Durian.
and Theeviyah created iPod H2S [hydrogen sulphide aka fart].

we were bored in class so Theeviyah, Syarifah and I, we decided to play BINGO. so we call our numbers by turns and out of no where. less than 1 minute Syarifah yelled BINGO!!! so Theeviyah and I were like, "What the hell...why so fast..." and Syarifah proudly explained. she showed she crossed five numbers that made a line and said, "There, Bingo..."

we were having some discussion. i dunno what it was. it was a lame one. so Joanna goes, "I'm Jamal Malik,. Slum Cat." and Syarifah continued, "Yeah but you're not a millionaire. You're a centaire." and then Umi overheard and she exclaimed,"What?! sanitac?!"

It was Pn. Parimalah's class and she was dicussing the excercise she gave. she asked to show the last page of the excercise book so we all held up our books. and i heard Bowie singing, "Bendera berkibar di angkasa~" then Amirah was showing she book kinda diagonally. and Pn Parimallah asked, "Ada cikgu baru ke?!?"

we were having sejarah class. and so happen Rosli Dhobi stabs Duncan Stewart. so i have this thought and i told Ramya, "Put Duncan Stewart in the machine and put in fifty cents and tikam him."

Lava was jumping about during class. i don't know why. she just was. and Pn. Parimalah asked,"Why you jumping like cockroach kena shieldtox?"

Ramya was having extreme period pain. she was screaming and mumbling the whole day. during class she really got frustrated and threw her pen,"Okay! I'm not gonna copy!" and Theeviyah went, "Her uterus is saying "don't copy! or i'll contract!" ."

Ramya peeled off pieces of wood from the lab chair. and she broke them into tiny pieces and was poking me with them. "Pain or not....Pain or not..." then she got tongue tied, "Pine or not..." then i laughed, "Hahaha...fun or not?!" then she was poking my knee so i told her, "Ticklish." and that whole 'alamelu' issue returned. Theeviyah went, "Who's Fuddleish?! what's fuddleish?! you said fuddleish right?!?!"

it was chemistry class and we were talking about byproducts. and Ramya went, "the products that are bisexual." then we were at magerine and planta and Theeviyah and Ramya started converting everyone's names into planta. Theeviyanta, Shangeenta, Ramyanta, Michienta, Kongta. we were at the rubber chapter so somewhere between class ramya said to me "Condoms." and i exclaimed, "Corn dogs?!?!"

after Bio class theeviyah came to ramya and she was like sweeping ramya's butt. so ramya went, "What's this?!" and theeviyah explained herself,"Applying butter." so we went eeeeeeeee...and then on our way back to class theeviyah got mixed up with jam and peanut butter&jelly and said, "Japina Jelly."

JUST TO IRRITATE THEEVIYAH

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shit i forgot what i wanted to blog about...
wait lemme think...


well i had taekwondo today. i don't feel so shitty anymore at least. but now i'm getting sick and tired or doing the same old thing. well, master says i should take my grading in august. and get my 2nd Dan [ black belt II ]. but i dont want to take my grading alone. do you know how much tension builds up even taking it in a group?!?! and now i'm gonna be taking it ALONE. which i'm scared. cuz the guy would be watching me and only me and i can't even hide my screw ups. so yes i am scared taking it alone.

OH! OH! OH! HOW COULD I FORGET!!!

4SC1 LOST!

HOOK LINE AND SINKER!

THEY FUCKING LOST!

NOT EVEN TOP 3!!

hell no. you all don't go around gloating WE [5Sc1-ers] did not help you.

were you listening when we told you to work on your facial?! how can you smile and talk about death?! were you aware how DEAD your script was and the fact that it was similiar to the other school?!?! were you listening when we told you your tonality is all the same and there needs to be variation?!?! even a little humour wouldn't hurt you know?! it's not impossible you know?!?!
NO. you didnt listen.
NO. you were too proud.
NO. you were over confident.
NO. YOU DID NOT WIN.

don't blame us for not helping you. you did not want our help.

besides you had teachers to help you. when WE didn't. they all decided to come LAST MINUTE when WE were choral speaking. WE wrote our own script. added like 3 PAGES MORE. We did intonation, articulate, innouciate on our own. We were willing to spare time to STAY BACK and practise. WE took HOLIDAYS to come to my house to PRACTISE even if there was only HALF OF US.

MORE IMPORTANTLY.

WE HAD THE URGE.
ALL OF US.
TO WIN.

YOU DIDN'T.

look who's having the last laugh now FOUR SCIENCE ONE!!!

HA
HA
HA

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