24 June 2009

** Hundred and Thirty Six **

we were in the physics lab. learning physics of course. well most of us were anyway. i sat at the end of the first table beside ramya and theeviyah. michelle sat on the next table at the end of that table. in the middle of class i stared at her and said, "hi lembu." she raised an eyebrow and exclaimed, "i love you?!?!" i laughed and repeated myself. then i went to theeviyah and said the same thing. "hi lembu." and she said, "alamelu?!?!?!". ramya and i burst out laughing and she just kept going on and on about "alamelu". we couldn't stop laughing to tell her what it was. and she was only making it worst. "who's alamelu?! alamelu?!?! what's alamelu?!?!" ramya and i finally calmed ourselves down and i told, "i said lembu". and theeviyah exclaimed, "ice cream lembu?!?!". there we go again. we laughed even harder.

i was talking to joanna about our exam marks or something. i said "...full marks." and theeviyah overheard and exclaimed, "kurma?!?!" so there we go again laughing our heads off.

sarritha was having a conversation with theeviyah. i wasn't there until the laughing started. so, sarritha goes, "i'd rather rape a durian." and theeviyah, gosh that name's getting common in this post, cleverly said, "oh, you're so thorny!"

ramya was extra corrupted today. ever since morning. pn. grace was going through our chemistry paper and the question was on alloys. and ramya just looked at me and said, "i need an alloy to prevent brain corrosion."

and thanks to syarifah we have a new vocabulary in Manglish. "Lipatable" derived from the word "foldable"

i don't know what was said before but syarifah said, "kentut her out of our life!" i don't know why. but it made us laugh.

lavania made a statement saying, "i'm a free thinker, i always think of freedom." and syarifah made this statement soon after saying, "i'm a free thinker, i always think of free food."

lavania was walking around class when she suddenly burst out singing, "a one, a two, a one two three four! di mana dia anak kambing saya..." then later that day, ramya was sitting beside and she burst out singing, "di mana dia, anak ah-ah-ah-ah." then she said, "anak kambing tercekik"

ramya and josephine were having a conversation in the bio lab. i was listening to pn. chieng. "and the best part is, it's (H1N1) is coming closer." and ramya raise an eyebrow saying, "the best part?!" and josephine just blurted out, "what?! i didn't say that?!" it was the same bio class when ramya asked me if i understood what she was saying and obviously i thought she was reffering to pn chieng (which she wasn't) and said, "matured folicle"

we were discussing about our layout page on the magazine and lavania suddenly said, "tengok berapa ekor?!?! bising!!" and theeviyah just had to open her big mouth and countered, "dia tak ada ekor pun!"

we were discussing about what to do for a drama competition with pn judy. and i found this mechanical pencil. it's no longer functioning cause the head is kinda cracked off. when you press it the whole head of it sticks out. so i was pressing it at syarifah's face and she grab the pencil from me. she was poking me with the pencil. syarifah said, "suck ur blood." and i blurted, "my father's gonna suck my breast." so we continued our discussion and pn judy said Pudu jail as Pudu Rail. then we were talking about the part where the robber would fall on some rocks and die. we were contemplating on how to make the rock. and pn judy just made a brilliant idea of a "death cause by a newspaper rock." then theeviyah gave an idea of making the rocks out of dough and obviously dough is made from flour. but pn judy said other wise, "the dough is supposed to be a flour?!?!" then we were talking about the chair in the living room and pn judy said, "grape the chair with clot." okay, so we decided to cover the chairs with cloth and then pn judy said, "so who's going to bring the happy cloth?!?!" and theeviyah suggested to cover the chairs with colour paper. pn judy was worried on how to make pudu jail look like pudu jail and theeviyah assured her, "the gala policeman will be standing there."

we had drama practise. and another big issue on our door. we did have thoughts on using polystyrene. then we were arguing on how to get it in the bus and i said to ramya, "we go there and stick it, not stick it and go there" and i was practically repeating myself. and pn judy just repeated what i said again. then pn judy was paranoid about dirt and stuff and told ramya to wash her hands cause she was holding the tip of my shoe. then we started goofing off and touching everyone's shoe and we laughed when i poked pn judy with my filthy finger.

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